Hello, dear readers.
I come to you to warn you of the lost IQ points and surely more limited vocabulary that accompanies the watching of Justin Bieber's soulless and empty videos and the catching of the aptly titled "Bieber fever".
A disturbing fact that I have recently discovered is that the term "baby" was used approximately (depending on if you count the rap portion and the title) 58 times in the annoying ditty known as "Baby".
58 times, seriously?
Couldn't think of another word?