Memo to the Haters

Hey, Haters, guess what??

I'm getting my hair cut Keira Knightley short.

On Friday.

Ooohhhh.

What now??

Why??

Mostly, because I like it.

Partly, because I want to show people that I can do whatever I want, and that you need to live for you.

I'm staying true.

Listen to Kanye:

"Take this, haters,
n- n- now th- that don't kill me
can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
cause I can't wait much longer
I know i got to be right now
cause I can't get much wronger
man I've been waitin' all night now
that's how long I've been on ya,"

I can't wait.

I also can't sleep.

Let's go.

AALLLERRRRGGGYYYY MMMMUFFFFFIINNNSSSSS!!!!!!!

I just successfully created an allergy muffin!! Aaahhhh!! I am living out my entrepreneurial dreams!!

Partnership with Claritin and Betty Crocker, here I come!!

Also, I am going to expand into headache, stomachache, and cold muffins!! Maybe even beyond that!!

Headache muffins tagline: Takes the headache out of medicine, guaranteed!

MWWWAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SANUK!!!!!!!

Hello.

I love St. Augustine.

I smashed my head on a sign today.

I got two new pairs of Sanuks.

I love my two new pairs of Sanuks.

I am going to marry Sanuks.

You are now formally invited to the wedding.

Pillow Mist

I want to smell minty and weird when I meet my family. So I recently sprayed myself with rosemary mint pillow mist. :)

FANG

FFFFAAANNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
In case you are wondering, Fang is the sixth Maximum Ride book. Get it. Read it. (Unless you haven't read the first five books, cuz then it will make absolutely no sense.)

Anyways, it is hard to stay with Fang when you meet Dylan. Trust me. I'm there.

Back-Breaking Loads

Don't carry around half your weight in books! I hurts. I do it all the time :(

The Technicolor Phase

Adam, when you did "The Technicolor Phase" on Feb. 2, and you said "I am the black in the book and the words on the pages that you memorize"? That was beautiful. Because the words that I memorize are beautiful. For instance, "For these violent delights have violent ends, and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume." (Romeo and Juliet- Shakespeare [completely from memory, by the way]) I love you :)

Andrew Jackson

Did you know that Andrew Jackson is the only president to have paid off the national debt? Ever? No wonder we are up to our teeth in billions and trillions and gazillions owed!!!

My New Career as a Gucci Tux Maker

I just created a tuxedo for a baby doll. It looks pretty cute if I may say so myself! Love it.

Animal Self-Defense

Wow. I just read numerous articles on how to defend yourself from multitudes of animals and circumstances, including alligators, bears, monkeys, piranhas, aggressive dogs, sharks (did you know that shark attacks are most frequent in FLORIDA, even though they live all over the world? Plus we have gators, bears, and snakes. Joy. Absolute joy.) riptides, and moose.

I am never going outside again.

MUFFIN CLOUDS!!!!

Quick Question

Hey-

How come is it that when you and I hang out you always feel guilty, but it is never the other way around?

Ever think about that?

Pink, Pink, Pink

Hello, hello.

Back again with glossy, sear-your-retinas-out pink. Much better!!

CCD tonight. I think alone with an elephant. I am ready to take on my role of exasperated zookeeper. Maybe I'll bite my lip to keep from saying something I'll regret...

Bye!!

Ciao!!

Adios!!

Ayhngyounhaekaseo (sorry I don't really have Korean letters on my keyboard...)!!

Moi

Annoying Virus Like Thing Free Again

Yay!!! My blog is fixed once more :) Thanks, Dad.

Oh, and a small side note. Seriously, guys? Seriously? Can't we for once, just grow up and be big eighth graders like we are?

Ok, bye. I gotta change the color of my nail polish. Light metallic lilac is way too gentle for right now. I think I will go with hot pink...

TTFN Keep breathin'

More Spelling Bees and IB

Hello, hello.

Yesterday I got third in a state wide spelling bee. Not bad, if I may say so myself. I was excited.

Oh yah, and nobody tells me anything. On Friday I got braces. I was informed about two seconds before I got the braces. Um, ok...

I screamed yesterday when I got the acceptance letter to the high school of my choice. Yay. :)

Gosh, this is boring. Not this post (which actually may be boring, but still.) This environment is so boring. Like, let's just hurry this up, ok? Ugh.

Love, Moi

Chocolate Milk With Whipped Cream

Wow. Yesterday they gave us DRY ICE in Science. You would think teachers would be smarter than that, but no. Oh, and they also gave us boiling water. Although at separate lab tables, it is an interesting combination, wouldn't you say??

Chocolate milk with whipped cream on it is not acceptable, but quite delicious.

CCD is in like 2 minutes. The clenching feeling in my stomach begins to tighten...

"Cuz we're faster, stronger, powerfuller than you'll ever be. Yes, powerfuller. You win, after about 3 years. I put up my white flag and surrender in peace.

Oh, and don't you love my raggety, old pink dress with white dots on it?? (Funny how things happen this way :) :))

Love,
Moi